I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
