I feel like I'm in dance class right now
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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