There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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