Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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