the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
thus making me awesome and them whores
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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