I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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