thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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