A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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