I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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