First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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