I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The ass gains better be worth it
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