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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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