At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
