I skipped work to stalk him.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sext me about skeletons
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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