thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I should be sponsored by Trojan
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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