Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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