okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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