nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
her vagine was all disorganized.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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