Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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