why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
