And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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