come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Randomize
