***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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