He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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