Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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