i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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