Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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