But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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