So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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