I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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