I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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