So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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