he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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