That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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