This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
