I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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