i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
