? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
