I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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