The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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