the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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