Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
