i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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