speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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