it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize