Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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