Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I would ride that face into the sunset
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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