He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He had one of those small greek statue penises
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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