I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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