we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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