no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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