I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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