My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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