Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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