Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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