Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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