So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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